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Let myself introduce,...myself.

If you don't know what my name is by now you're a little dense. But I'll tell you anyhow. I'm Carla, and my Current Mood is:
 The current mood of lacarlita@sbcglobal.net at www.imood.com 

I'm 17 female 5 ft 7in, not telling weight so HAH, mixed black and White, (Irish, Scottish(?), Welch, English. Black. Japanese, Blackfoot Indian (native american), Chinese(?), with brown eyes, I have good fashion sense and style. ^_^ I live in California. I'm a Leo.

I'm liberal/democrat. I like the green party and wish it had more funding and publicity. I really don't like Prez Bush (GRRR)

 

I LOVE:
Talking, reading, writing, fine arts: [art exhibits, theater, opera, musicals, jazz etc], incense & things that smell good, candles, orange soda, volunteering, friends, antiques, breakables, fire, vampire novels, being in plays & dance performances etc, Rocky Horror Picture Show. Jhonen Vasquez. Morbid Cartoons and Comics. Big Sur, Gerapatos beach, Lover's Point, the beach, gothic clothing, philosophizing, shopping, dancing, singing, drawing and making my own art, wandering alone or with friends downtown randomly meeting people I know, buying books that turn out to be really good, being hyper, having fetishes, photography, laughing, clowns, mimes, crows, slutty gothness, sexy men, sexy women, shopping, making out in the rain, being online, meeting new people, names, birthdays, freaking people out, intimidation, being evil, being kind, getting massages, giving massages, riding my bike, exhibitionism, anime, good food, fist fighting, dressing as a zombie, eating peoples brains, kissing, hugging, making out, gay people, blood, the word "awkward", laughing til I gotta piss, getting flowers, getting stuff in the snail mail, words, flowers, Munster cheese, lemonade, cats, Huskies or other wolf-related dogs, clothes, shopping, stealing, shopping, gypsy(ing), playing the game "I SPY", getting my picture taken, dark dirty corridors, freaky dreams, being terrified by a horror flick, stealing stuff, robotrippin, drinking, talking shit about people, the internet, my friends, & myself.........


I HATE:
Math, Chase (my x), going to school, Tara(fuckedup ho), my mentally ill asshole father, getting up early, being distrusted, the wind!, being ditched by people, ignortant people with big mouths, spiders in my house, falling (which I do a lot), sweating, not looking steller 24/7, close-minded people, hypocrites, intolerant people, rasists, George W. Bush, most southerners, people who always have to comment on everything, people who don't ever TRY, people who don't pay back money!!, anal retentive teachers!, never having enough closet space, SUVs, rejection, the sound of toothbrushes!, holier-than-thou people, mormons, divers that INSIST you cross in front of them even if you don't want to!, people that hit on you constantly and don't take hints very well, drugs, the old bitch at the 'old monterey book store', being spoken to in my sleep, thursdays and sundays, jeans, people with bad teeth, people without fashion sense, EMOtional people, people who try to hard to be something, peppermint schnapps, vanilla rum, & PEOPLE WHO SMELL BAD!!!!!....


Music
 
Cake
Violent Femmes
The Strokes
Franz Ferdinand
The Stills
Beck
Soul Coughing
The Flaming Lips
Presidents of the United States of America
Weezer
Everclear
Sublime
Rage Against the Machine
Aerosmith
Audioslave
Incubus
Steve Miller
No Doubt
Garbage
Britney Spears
Justin Timberlake
Pink
Cardigans
Spice Girls
Black Eyed Peas
Audio Bullys
Yellow Note vs. Pukka
Kelis
Lauryn Hill
Mary J. Blige
Missy Elliot
Refugee Camp Allstars
N.E.R.D.
Nine Inch Nails
Radiohead
Depeche Mode
KMFDM
Fatboy Slim
Echo & the Bunnymen
Joy Division
The Cure
Musiq(Soulchild)
Weezer
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Kinks
The Zombies
Marcy's Playground
Velvet Underground
David Bowie
Zeromancer
Orgy
Gay Pimp
The Necromantix
The Cramps
The Animals
Liz Phair
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Queens Of The Stone Age
Rob Zombie
The Lovin' Spoonfuls
The Rapture
The Ministry
A Perfect Circle
Starsailor
Aqualung
Stabbing Westward
Marvin Gaye
Gorillaz
Mindless Self Indulgence
Micheal Jackson
Rammstein
Jack Off Jill
Marilyn Manson
Chemical Brothers
Death Cab for Cutie
Ben Kweller
& of course more classical & jazz...
Louis Armstrong
Miles Davis
Carla Cook
Ella Fitzgerald
Billie Holiday
Harry Connick Jr.
Nat King Cole
Frank Sinatra
Beethoven
Schubert
Rossini
Tchaikovsky
Brahms
Chopin
...just to name a few.
 

Movies
 
I haven't watched many movies....I do enjoy them. Horror, Comedy, Action, B movies rock!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail; The Crow; Queen of the Damned (just because Stuart Townsend was so hot); The Craft; Little Shop of Horrors; Rocky Horror Picture Show; Lilo and Stich; Donnie Darko; Pirates of the Caribbean; Interveiw with a Vampire; 28 Days Later; Gothika; Riding In Cars With Boys; Dead Zone; The Excorsist; Nightmare Before Christmas; Dogma; Evil Dead; Evil Dead 2; I, Robot; Boondock Saints;
 
Television
 
 I hate TV, I rarely watch it.... especially since we just got rid of our cable, but I love cartoons. Family Guy, Invader Zim, The Simpsons, Clone High, Daria, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Rocko's Modern Life, Ruruoni Kenshin, That 70s Show, Samurai Jack, Power Puff Girls, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Crank Yankers, Reno 911, Kids in the Hall, Saturday Night Live, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Gravitation, Love Hina, stand up comedy...

 

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"Quotes"

"Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at."      -Lyn Karol

"They say you shouldn't say anything about the dead unless it's good.  He's dead.  Good!"     -Moms Mabley

"Between two evils, I always picked the one I never tried before."     -Mae West

"Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less."       -Anon

"If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle."    -Rita Mae Brown

"He is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."    -Charles Darwin

"Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress.  Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable."     -Maya Angelou

"Paradoxical as it may seem, to believe in youth is to look backward; to look forward we must believe in age."     -Dorothy L. Sayers

"I don't want to imitate art.  I want life to be art."     -Carrie Fisher

"You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true.  You may have to work for it, however."     -Richard Bach

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Preferences make people unique....

Name: Carla
Hair: BLACK and curly
Eyes: LIGHT BROWN
Date of birth: AUGUST 15th 1987
Age: 17
Favorite foods: Vegetarian burritos, pizza with black olives, pineapples, watermelon

Are you athletic: NO
Where's your favorite place to be:
with friends having fun, or alone outside with a book, or online, or just NOT at school
Favorite quote: "Heat not a furnace for thy foe so hot that it doth singe thyself." -Shakespeare

What you like best about yourself: I'm witty, Nice tits
One thing you would change about yourself: Become less moody
Bad habits:
powerful temper, poor listening skills, defiant, cuss too much, messy person (see my room for details)
Favorite name: Jasmine, Josh, Ryan, Carla

Favorite place: Elsewhere
Favorite book:
Mists of Avalon (by Marion Zimmer Bradely); Juniper, Wise Child (by Monica Furlong), Memoirs of a Geisha (Arthur Golden) and Night (by Elie Wiesle)
Favorite place to eat:
Carusso's Corner Mm my god they have THE best Italian food!


Favorite flower:
Passion Flower!! Roses are nice too.

If you could change one thing in the world what would it be?
Get rid of mental illness

Are you selfish:
I worry that I am. But I don't think so...I mean, people haven't told me I am. Except my mom when she's screaming but ya know how that is. I can be egocentric though ^.^

Are you mean: I think so, YES. But as I said, it's 50/50. People tell me I'm nice. And people (sometimes the same ones) tell me I'm mean. I know I can be mean. But I can be nice...

Are you smart: Yes! Smart-assed and Smarter than you!
Are you loud:
VERY

What's your favorite #:
6, 9, 13, 666

favorite candy bar:
nutrageous

Favorite color:
BLACK (i also like red, orange, pink, green, blue, white)

Do you have brothers or sisters:
a step-sis, a step-bro and a half-sis. But I feel I'm an only child. (which I am, of my father)

What did you like to do as a small child: TALK to inanimate objects lmao, draw, sing, dance, make-believe

What are your favorite things to do now: chatting online, talk to my friends (see I do to have friends), draw, sing, dance, reading, writing, going to performances, hang with friends, do illegal things, listening to music

What was your favorite item to play with as a kid: MY STUFFED ANIMALS

What's your favorite thing to play with now: My COMPUTER lol
Have you ever broken a bone: YES, my right ankle

One of the dumbest things you have ever done: broke my ankle lol. BURNED POTATOES IN THE MICROWAVE...and Went to Marina with Fiona...

One thing you cant stand about people: LAME EXCUSES! RUDENESS! IGNORANCE! INTOLERANCE! STUBBORNNESS! SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS! ARROGANCE! Arrrghhh >.<


Do you play an instrument:
TRUMPET

Favorite finger on your hand: My index finger and pinky..  \m/

What's your sign: LEO!!! (or Fire Rabbit in Chinese zodiac)

Favorite place to play: THE BEACH!! YAY! and downtown!

Favorite memory:
Umm I try to block out my memories thanks just the same.

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be:
My dad, Cuz he's an asshole. Or I'd make everyone SANE. =(

Favorite relative: my cats...

Favorite crayon: cerulean

What's one of the best things that have happened to you in your life?
umm....the weather is nice out today..lol

What's one of the worst things that have happened in your life? My childhood...


What does each one of these colors remind you of:

Green: dignity and beauty, security 

Blue:
eternity and dreams, forgiveness

Red: blood and passion, merry-making, impending doom, and force

Orange: humor and life, carefree

Yellow: fire and creation, & the uncertainty between danger and tranquility

Pink: candy! and cheerleaders, and flirting lol

Black: evil, sophistication, style, grace, mystery, lust, passion, death

Peach: um..peaches lol

Purple: gay people and nice smelling flowers, color coordinated kitchens and giant dinosaurs >.< grr

Silver: silver. it's a good thing. very stylish. space age. modern. coolness. BLING

What's your favorite word: Basura!!

What sound bothers the shit out of you: THE SOUND OF PEOPLE BRUSHING THEIR TEETH >.<
 
Where would you most love to travel to? Europe
 
What career do you want? Public Relations Specialist or Fashion Merchandiser or Stylist